i finally cleaned out our fridge yesterday cos it fucking reeked of what i thought was months of split milk but we realised tonite that it was actually robs fucking old buy 1 get 1 free chicken, so we decided we had to chuck it but when neil got it out of its plastic for a laugh it stunk worse than what a dead fish the size of a human would probably stink like, so neil lobbed it down the stairwell of our flats & i was glad to see the back of it cos it had made goin to the fridge a cunt all week.

BUT a dead chicken hitting the deck 4 floors down sounds like a bass drum with a loose skin being fucked by a jack hammer so we dived back in the flat straight away incase the taliban residents clocked that it was us dishing out this filth...

no more than an hour later & some thieving pikes have taxed the evil chook but its remains can still be smelled in the stair well which is not good but it can also still be smelled in our kitchen which is fucking harsh!

either the pikes are poor & hungry & will have one great phat fucking shock at breakfast tomorrow or the whole ground floor of taliban towers had to be evacuated along with our deceased avian friend!!!

the moral of this story is... thank fuck im vegitarian cos quorn doesnt smell like death if left in the fridge too long & thank fuck im still pished or it wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny...

...i guess you had to be here!

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it will probably be served upto rob on his way home from a pish up next week, he'll never know by the time it has been deep fried though.

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hell yea! HELL YEA!

I wouldn't buy a chicken shishkebab in ur area for a while then!
Freds comin back to shit tree tomorrow, I'll find out about the Malcfest deals. Laterz!

o ed u are a weirdo.but a funny one. another fucking sunday. grrr.